gellijelli:

NO THANK YOU HUMAN.

gellijelli:

NO THANK YOU HUMAN.

(via cheachxo)

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

be-boheme:

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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It’s like it was written by Lemony Snicket!

(via wyvernfire)

vaelkyrie:

thebadpunqueen:

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor

(via princesspornstar)

beautyisnull:

Beauty In Stripes.

beautyisnull:

Beauty In Stripes.

succculents:

my echeveria purpusorum is flowering!!💧

(via oliveracedavis)

mrsdwightkschrute:

realest shit ever.

(via oliveracedavis)

dangerouspoetry:

"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"

dangerouspoetry:

"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"

(via tinabarrett)

aperfectbookshelf:

bigbookadventures:

It is too bad journals can’t speak up and give advice or support.

The last time that happened the Chamber of Secrets was opened

(via oathovoblivion)

graceebooks:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

(via wargaymon)

why do nerds even fucking care so much about new thor and cap. thor odinson and steve rogers aren’t even fucking “going away” they’re just gonna be in a different comic

minim-calibre:

beesmygod:

because babies dont have object permanence

(via narghlthorp)

onthesideoftheotters:

bodysexgender:

vexednature:

tuxedoandex:

modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

but a man looking for a certain thing in girls? misogyny right? guys can’t be like “I look for girls who wear glasses and are thin and like to talk” nope that’s misogyny and it’s horrible. “equality”

oh my god did you even bother reading the post 

"not ALL dogs"

m’owner

(via cassidysux)

iambluedog:

it wet

iambluedog:

it wet

(via kneesocks)

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

(via cyan-013)

peroxidechic:

Relationship deal breakers: he doesn’t watch bob’s burgers

(via quamraeros)

Andrew.
20.
Queer, so very queer.
Proud New Yorker. (Originally from Rochester).
Writing major at Ithaca College.
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